Friday, September 05, 2008

Wow. Who'da Thought.

I just realized that I'm a 43-year-old hockey mom who is quick with a snide comment and experienced at selling big-ticket items on EBay.

I can administer a $45 million budget and I know how to build consensus among adults who act like children.

If I can just get my kid knocked up and learn to field-dress a moose, I will be qualified to run for Vice President!

God Bless America.


Ellie Creek Ellis said...

OMG! You have my husband and I a very good laugh this Sunday Morning! Thank you! husband said he WOULD vote for YOU for President in a flash! I'm thinking he is right!

Mike Carter said...

Beanie for VEEP! I'm all for it. You could run on the Bifurcated Uvula ticket!

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

you can put lipstick on a pig...lmao