Strom Thurmond and Strobe Talbott are NOT the same person!!
Colleague: "I think we can get Strobe Talbott to deliver the keynote for this session"
Me: "Strobe Talbott? Didn't he die, like 10 years ago? Something to do with can of Pepsi and pubic hair?"
Colleague: "Um...no. That was Strom Thurmond. Similar, but...no; I take that back. Not similar at all. You deserve a head slap for that."