Conversations between my daughter and her best friend, while playing Nintendo DS -- Super Mario Brothers, I think.
7-year-old: Mary Ann! That was my mushroom! You took my mushroom! That's IT, Mary Ann! You are no longer my brother!
8-year-old: Louise, you are a sad, sad bucket of fries.
8-year-old: I like this level. The music is really peppy.
7-year-old: Yeah, it's too bad you have to die such a horrible way with such nice music.